Are these FUNNY These classifieds were really put in the paper – a smile for your day ?
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*stard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s
dog.
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…able to leap
tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
big
reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES California grown – 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS
FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed, Got married
last month. Wife knows everything
Ha ha ha.!!!
They are great mate, top notch.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris and congrats on England’s performance at the Olympics.!!
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Urban Cowboy: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack $7.98 The aim was to do for country what Saturday Night Fever did for disco. The result was that bars from Kona to Kalamazoo suddenly had mechanical bulls, and slickers walking around in cowboy hats. You might also pinpoint this as the moment in time when “country” music suddenly went cosmopolitan, paving the way for Garth Brooks. Johnny Lee’s “Lookin’ for Love” was one of the decade’s biggest singles, … |
