what do ya think of these Classified ads:?
1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 3 yrs old, hateful little dog, bites
2) FREE PUPPIES, 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog
3) FREE PUPPIES, part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 lbs, neutred, speaks German
5) FOUND, dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out a while, better be a reward
6) COWS, CALVES, Never bred, also one gay bull for sale
7)TREDMIL, $300, hardly used, call Chubby
8)GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown. $0.89/ lb
9)WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE, worn once by mistake, call Stephanie
10)FOR SALE BY OWNER, complete set of Encyclopedia, 45 volumes, excellent condition, $1000. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything!
Someone ACTUALLY ran these in the paper today in my home town!!!! No lie!!!!
This certain someone has WAYY TOO much free time!!!!!!!!
Ha ha! Too funny.
Piedmontese cows for sale in Michigan
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[HOT SALE] New Mini Cow OLED MP3 Player 4GB with Speaker $23.00 |
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Factory Sale! Cow Bone Giraffs Jungle (9812A4) $149.99 |
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SALE! COW BONE ZEBRAS MOUNTAIN (9712A4)–FREE SHIPPING $299.99 |
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Bialetti Mukka Express Cappuccino Maker Bialetti’s award-winning Mukka Express cappuccino maker has brought the “L’Arte del Cappuccino” right to your stovetop.This ingenious invention takes the original Bialetti moka pot design and integrates a pressuirized milk frothing valve to brew and froth cappuccino in the same pot in under five minutes. Suitable for all stovetops. Free CaffeSolo Moka Coffee with each purchase…. |
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Microplane Home Series Extra Coarse Grater, Red $12.95 Microplane Home Series Extra Coarse Grater – Red – 35138 Microplane Home Series graters offer a broad grating surface for more room to efficiently get the job done. All Microplane Home Series graters are dishwasher-safe and feature surgical-grade stainless steel blades available in four unique blade styles, clear plastic frames and ergonomic handles. This Extra Coarse Grater is used to grate soft … |
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Enfamil Nutramigen Lipil Hypoallergenic Infant Formula Concentrated Liquid, Iron Fortified, 13-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12) $80.00 Nutramigen 13-Ounce Concentrate Liquid is a hypoallergenic infant formula clinically proven to manage colic due to cow’s milk protein allergy, fast–often within 48 hours (studied before the addition of DHA and ARA). For babies who cry excessively or develop colic due to the cow’s milk protein in regular infant formula, Nutramigen is an easy-to-digest, balanced alternative for a baby’s first 12 mo… |
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RoomMates RMK1430GM Toy Story Woody Peel & Stick Giant Wall Decal $15.46 Toy Story 3’s favorite cowboy, Woody, is now here in decal form! This giant wall decal is easy to assemble, apply, and reposition on your walls. Every Toy Story fan will love decorating with Woody! P>Includes (1) 18″ x 40″ sheet and (1) 9″ x 40″ sheet (18 decals).Fully Assembled Dimensions: 25″ wide x 50″ high.Assembled:… |
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Worm Factory DS3GT 3-Tray Worm Composter, Green $70.50 The Worm Factory Composting System Composting Made Easy Worm composting is an incredibly efficient way to convert kitchen scraps into nutrient-rich compost for your garden. Most ‘Master Gardeners’ consider worm castings to be the very best compost available. Your plants will thrive with this all-natural compost. Sorting out the undigested scraps can be a messy, inconvenient chore with ordinary wor… |
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Worm Factory 360 WF360G Worm Composter – Green $109.95 The Worm Factory® 360 composts with worms to allow you to turn your kitchen scraps, paper waste and cardboard into nutrient-rich soil for your plants. It can be used indoors or outdoors allowing year round, odor free production…. |
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R.E.O. $9.98 … |
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Holy Cow $13.98 Holy cow indeed! It’s the only album from Hollywood star Bill Paxton’s rock band! Think quirky dance-pop a la B-52’s and Oingo Boingo, as Paxton and his partner Andy Todd enlist the aid of left-of-center screen stars like Bud Cort and Judge Reinhold on this 1988 release. It’s another exclusive release from our Noble Rot label, with sweet digipak packaging!… |
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TY Beanie Boos – Waddles – Penguin $1.42 When I swim, I go really fast. But when I run, I’m usually last! Waddles the penguin stands 6” tall. Collect them all. Ages 3 and up…. |
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Screaming Monkey $0.01 This hilarious slingshot screaming monkey flies through the air with a screech that will have your friends roaring with laughter! It’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, no it’s the Super Stretch Screaming Flying Monkey!… |
